extirpate (EK-stuhr-payt) verb tr.

  1. To destroy completely.

  2. To pull up by the roots.

This is something I’m sure my roommate wants to do to my cat. She has been a terror since I’ve been in Japan. She’s been so terrible that I’m antsy to return, even :(

I am back in Tokyo for one night. There is a Häagen-Dazs machine in the loby, and one of the ice creams is BLUE. Oh god.